Fun-loving Spouse Mugs

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"I told you I don't want to play tonight!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Mixed Doubles.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

true love.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

How's my sermon. . .

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

You are simply the Greatest

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."