Fun-loving Somms Gifts

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Skipping Horse

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mixed Doubles.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Skier and his dog.

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Multisports

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

PJ Parties

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Cat playing Golf.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'Did you find any clothes?'