Fun-loving Phone User Gifts

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Goalie Wall.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'It's for you.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Calls of the Wild Only

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"