Fun-loving Phone User T-Shirts

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

Thermidor Dali

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Goalie Wall.

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

iPhone Senior

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'It's for you.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Calls of the Wild Only