Phone Chat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Oh, hello darling, I was just thinking about you...'

'Looking at his majority! More like 'minority' in his case.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Woman on the phone.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.