Phone Chat Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Oh, hello darling, I was just thinking about you...'

'Looking at his majority! More like 'minority' in his case.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Woman on the phone.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'