Mobile Chat Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes mother - I AM wearing clean underwear..!"

Woman on the phone.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

OMG.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'I'm on the plain.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Smartphone reads eye chart

'Hi mom! How are you? I'm very well! How is dad? Hi mom...' 'Damned parrots...'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."