Fun House Themes Pillows

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

Clown Nightmares

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

It's another toga party

'Does my bum look big in this'

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"How come there's no exit?"

Haunted Castle

"I only smoke to be sociable..."

Party games gone wrong...

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

Witching Hour

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.