Fun House Themes Pillows

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"It makes you look old."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

Clown Nightmares

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

It's another toga party

'Does my bum look big in this'

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"How come there's no exit?"

"I only smoke to be sociable..."

Party games gone wrong...

Haunted Castle

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

Witching Hour

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

'Gary is a model at a company that designs fun house mirrors.'

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.