Fun Gift For A Sibling Pillows

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

'I'm gonna die.'

'You couldn't be more 9.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'How very Blackheath!'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

'I thought I was knocked-up, but it was just lint!'

'Okay, who's the artist?'

Those bubble wrap kids.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

The Role of the Firstborn

"Youff!"