Fun Gift For A Sibling Gifts

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

'I'm gonna die.'

'You couldn't be more 9.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'How very Blackheath!'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

"Youff!"

'Okay, who's the artist?'

Those bubble wrap kids.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

The Role of the Firstborn