Gift For A Sibling Pillows

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Fade to black...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

Four balloons

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'