Gifts_for_sibling Pillows

"Mom! Gus keeps saying that I'm not a thoroughbred! Can you show him my registration papers?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'I kinda did.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Of course you can hear a rattle!'

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'How very Blackheath!'

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

'You couldn't be more 9.'

'The worst part is listening to my parents' comparisons to my brother. He's a smart phone.'

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

'I'm gonna die.'

I love my brother!

The Role of the Firstborn

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

'I thought I was knocked-up, but it was just lint!'

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

'Okay, who's the artist?'

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

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"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."