Fuller Figure Golfer Pillows

"These are a couple of specialised clubs for players with a 'fuller figure'"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Putting Practice.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

Luckily I hit the pin!

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Rory McIlroy

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"I hate playing with pros!"

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Addressing The Ball

Slippery hand golfer

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"