Celebratory Golfer Pillows

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Angel Golf

Santa playing golf.

Pest control.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

19th Hole.

Getting rid of the opposition.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

God plays golf

Golfing Romance

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

"My kind of course."

Swing by won't you?

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'