Social Golfer Pillows

Lonely? Friendless? Just plain unpopular? Don't golf alone! Get the inflatable Golf Buddy!!

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

19th Hole.

Swing by won't you?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Yummy Mummies

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"You want your olive?"

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."