Social Golfer Pillows

Lonely? Friendless? Just plain unpopular? Don't golf alone! Get the inflatable Golf Buddy!!

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

19th Hole.

Swing by won't you?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Yummy Mummies

Just the one...

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?