Fuel-savvy Fugitive T-Shirts

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

Filling up.

Critical Ethanol report

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Self Service Island

Fuels paradise.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump'! There's a lot of it going around!'