Fuel-savvy Fugitive T-Shirts

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

Critical Ethanol report

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Self Service Island

Fuels paradise.

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"