Frustration Smiter Gifts

"I'm just trying to get through the rest of my life without buying another umbrella."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

List making as therapy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Sorry about the expletive."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

The Hold Dance

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Still won't start?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'