Frustrated Homeschooler Pillows

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

The lesser of two evils.

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

I'm home-schooling him.

Pandemic-parenting

Home Schooled On The Range

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."