Adjusting To Homeschooling Pillows

Homeschooling during lockdown

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

I'm home-schooling him.

Pandemic-parenting

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."