End Of Homeschooling Pillows

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Pandemic-parenting

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

Home Schooled On The Range

I'm home-schooling him.

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."