End Of High School Pillows

Prom 2020

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Exam

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Super Student

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'