Frustrated Homeschooler Mugs

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Pandemic-parenting

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Home Schooled On The Range

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."