Fruity Red Seeker Pillows

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Overjumpers

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Gulliver's other travels.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Habanero ..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Get a life

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Need Wi-Fi

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Black Truffles!

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Internet access... internet access....'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

No Loitering

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

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