Frivolity Seeker Pillows

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Backfire

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

If you're happy and you know it...

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The power of now

He likes to make work fun

Mohammad's motors

Too much monkey business...

Spontaneous Kombucha

Pesky students.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.