Frivolity Seeker T-Shirts

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Backfire

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

The power of now

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

Mohammad's motors