Frugal Navigators Gifts

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"There's more inside."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Cheapskate Cruises

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"How much if I pedal?"

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'We're only going for a week, but he's determined not to be fleeced by roadside cafes.'

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

"Land ahoy!"

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