Thrifty Navigator Gifts

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Set sail

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Nethead strip: Speak binary