Frugal Hero Pillows

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Smart card.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'