Frugal Explorer Pillows

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Walter likes to get away from it all now and then, but he's too cheap to go on vacation.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Smart card.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Cheapskate Cruises

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Everything for a buck.

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.