Frugal Explorer Prints

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Walter likes to get away from it all now and then, but he's too cheap to go on vacation.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"There's more inside."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Smart card.

Cheapskate Cruises

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'