Frugal Hero Prints

"Not superman - Super Financial Advisor Man."

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Smart card.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I think we may have an income problem.'