Faithful Frugalist Prints

Thrift: Pray to a simpler cross.

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Smart card.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"We're going to need more pets."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'How much did you save this year?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."