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A frowning man looks at a smiling screen

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Valentine Day

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

You just keep giving.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Birth Cake

'Seriously folks...'

A small heart within a big heart.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I called in serious today.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'It's lonely at the big top.'