A frowning man looks at a smiling screen
Frown Aficionado Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite Frown Aficionado? Our collection features products that capture the essence of sophisticated displeasure. Whether they love to keep a stoic face or enjoy the subtle art of disapproval, these items will resonate. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, our range is crafted to bring a smile—if not a frown—to their face, making every day a little more amusing and a lot more expressive.
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'
Sitting in a tree
"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."
Valentine Day
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."
"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."
Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.
'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'
Only Clowns
Love Birds love just being together
Tongue in the ear...
"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"
Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.
Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.
"There's something very funny about those two!"
"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."
'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'
"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."
You just keep giving.
'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'
A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'
Birth Cake
'Seriously folks...'
A small heart within a big heart.
"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."
'I called in serious today.'
"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."
'Todd don't be such a clown...'
"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"
'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'
'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'
'It's lonely at the big top.'
Frown Aficionado Gifts Collection
Frown Aficionado Mugs
Discover our full range of Frown Aficionado mugs and bring a humorous, unimpressed touch to your mornings. Perfect for coffee lovers with a deadpan sense of humor.
Frown Aficionado Pillows
Relax with a pillow that says it all. Our Frown Aficionado pillows combine comfort with a humorous display of subtle disapproval.
Frown Aficionado Prints
Decorate your space with our playful Frown Aficionado prints. A perfect way to showcase your love for understated humor and artistic skepticism.
Frown Aficionado T-Shirts
Find your new favorite tee in our Frown Aficionado collection. Witty, stylish, and uniquely unimpressed—these t-shirts speak volumes without saying a word.