Front Door Greeter Pillows

Allo?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'Brew?'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Visiting the Opera

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"I miss handshakes"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

'Your job is to see that no one interrupts while I'm on a roll.'

The new house of worship greeter.

Yo yo.

"Good morning."

'I told you she is a bad cook - that's just defrosting the chips.'

"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"

Greetings cards

'I hope you don't mind. My wife is fussy about our funiture.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

Bonjour!

Property Taxes.

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

Oh, there he is...

"Mornin'."

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

John's last Sunday on the first impressions team.