Door Answerer Pillows

"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Upper West Side Story

New York Scatological Society

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

"He'll talk you to death."

'New money or old money?'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

'Curiosity'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Door Security - Head Hitter.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Trophies of debt collector's heads.