"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"
Door Answerer T-Shirts
Celebrate the door answerer in style with a witty t-shirt. Perfect for casual wear, these tees turn their important job into a conversation starter.
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
Upper West Side Story
We Never Look at Prices Shop.
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
New York Scatological Society
Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.
"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
"He'll talk you to death."
'New money or old money?'
Bouncer at the door of family reunion.
Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.
"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'
"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.
'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'
"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
Door Security - Head Hitter.
Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"
Early man was a hunter-gatherer!
Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
'Curiosity'
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