Frizz Fixers Pillows

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Waiting for Pants

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Misread tsp as tbsp.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Cyber disease.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Kick the machine"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Stitches.

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.