Fritter Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

You give me butterflies

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Toast kidnapper.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'The price or the biscuits?'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Real Fast Food.