Frothy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Little help?"

Beers

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Snowman Driver

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Football fan

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Toast kidnapper.

Cake Writer's Block

I bake my own bread

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Wish You Were Beer

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B