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"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Little help?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Beers

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

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Snowman Driver

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Football fan

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Toast kidnapper.

Wish You Were Beer

I bake my own bread

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Cake Writer's Block

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"