Frisbee Master Gifts

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Halo Frisbee.

Dog retriving Frisbee

Frizzbee statue.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Bip."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'Steroids.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Musician plugged into amp.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Get a life."

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.