Frisbee Master Pillows

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Halo Frisbee.

Dog retriving Frisbee

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Bip."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'Steroids.'

Musician plugged into amp.

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Frisbee dog

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."