Fries Crusader Gifts

Looking for a gift for your fry crusader? Our collection features witty and fun products that capture their love for fries. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts, celebrate their crispy obsession with a gift that's as bold as their favorite snack.

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

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Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

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Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse! mockup

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute." mockup

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.' mockup

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

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"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?" mockup

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,' mockup

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

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"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?" mockup

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

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"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..." mockup

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

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'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!' mockup

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

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"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..." mockup

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

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'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!' mockup

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

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'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!' mockup

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

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'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.' mockup

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

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'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.' mockup

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

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"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?" mockup

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

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"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet." mockup

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

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Video game

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Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

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The gaming world.

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Bloomin' ants!

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"Too Marvel?"

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Bikes versus Cars

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Clancy:Survey Question

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The Rat Race

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"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

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Fries Crusader Gifts Collection

Fries Crusader Mugs

Explore our range of fry-themed mugs and bring some crispy humor to every coffee break.

Fries Crusader Pillows

Check out our fry-inspired pillows to add humor and comfort to any room or lounge space.

Fries Crusader Prints

Browse our fry-themed art prints to showcase their snack obsession with style and wit.

Fries Crusader T-Shirts

Discover fun fry enthusiast t-shirts that make a crispy statement and add personality to casual outfits.