'I was like working at burger buddies and this guy was mad because his fries were like old and stuff...'
Fries Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift for your fry crusader? Our collection features witty and fun products that capture their love for fries. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts, celebrate their crispy obsession with a gift that's as bold as their favorite snack.
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Super pets.
Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!
"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries
"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"
"Miles... I'm going abstract!"
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8
The Family Joules: Part 15
"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"
'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'
"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."
'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'
"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."
"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."
'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'
'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'
'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"
"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"
"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."
Bikes versus Cars
Video game
"Too Marvel?"
The gaming world.
Bloomin' ants!
Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022
The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!
Clancy:Survey Question
The Rat Race
"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"
Fries Crusader Gifts Collection
Fries Crusader Mugs
Explore our range of fry-themed mugs and bring some crispy humor to every coffee break.
Fries Crusader Pillows
Check out our fry-inspired pillows to add humor and comfort to any room or lounge space.
Fries Crusader Prints
Browse our fry-themed art prints to showcase their snack obsession with style and wit.
Fries Crusader T-Shirts
Discover fun fry enthusiast t-shirts that make a crispy statement and add personality to casual outfits.