Fries Crusader Pillows

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Video game

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

The gaming world.

Bloomin' ants!

"Too Marvel?"

Bikes versus Cars

Clancy:Survey Question

The Rat Race

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."