Friendship Fumbler Pillows

'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The Final Chapter.

Living with a cataholic.

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

Sun. Rain.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'Have you been eating right?'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

Birdhouse Shapes

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

"Awww....that's really sweet of you, considering you're the kind of cat who wouldn't normally give a rats arse!"

Just chillin...

"He and I are definitely friends. I'm just not sure we're best friends."

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."