Friendship Mender Pillows

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Polygamists' Picnic

Dolphin friendly tuna

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I hate it when we fight."

Cat and mouse

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Holding hands

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Emotional Bling

Superheroes Having a Drink

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'