Friendsgiving Gifts

Cosy night in

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Things I've learned...

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

If you want to see love be love.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I hate it..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'