Friendsgiving Pillows

Cosy night in

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

The wife whisperer.

Say it with flowers

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Things I've learned...

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

If you want to see love be love.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I hate it..."

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."