Friendship Gathering Pillows

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

If you want to see love be love.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?