Friendship Groups Pillows

Clique Bait

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"How should we divide the teams?"

Holding hands

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat and mouse

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Emotional Bling

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."